Bad Christmas Movie Bingo™ is exactly like regular Bingo — but instead of numbers, each square on the board represents an event, character trait, or plot point used in a (most likely terrible) holiday movie. Simply mark off your squares as the story unfolds — and be sure to have plenty of your favorite adult beverages on hand.
We've diligently researched hundreds of holiday titles, and have found that the game is best enjoyed alongside a Made-for-TV movie. We've had particularly good luck with films that appear on channels that rhyme with "Flifetime" and "Schmion Television," but there are near-limitless options. Once you've selected your Bingo movie, there are three ways to play:
TRADITIONAL:
Five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.
BLACKOUT:
Go for every square, but whoever gets the most squares wins.
DRUNKEN:
Traditional or Blackout, plus alcohol. Do this one.
Trust us.*
Pro Tips:
Before starting the movie, spend a few minutes getting to know your board and looking at what kinds of events would have to happen in the film for you to win. It's also useful to stop the movie at least once around halfway through to check that everyone has marked off all of the appropriate squares.
*Only irresponsible assholes drink and drive. Be a responsible asshole.